Secret Service has not notified the press, but the cat named G.W. Bush,
has disappeared. Thought to be retired, he went for his evening stroll
last Saturday, Sept. 5, 2009 at 101 Angeles Vista Circle, and didn't
return. Although he has disappeared before for a night or two, it is
feared his enemies may have gotten to him. He was at war with several
vegetarian groups in the neighborhood. They may have taken him
prisoner. His entourage needs closure. If you have seen him or what is
left of him, please call and let his press corps know. Please call
505-350-9022 with information, or email
mmcart1061@aol.com. Thank you,
Martha.
